Floating chest

So its a treasure chest floating around in a Photoshop background with a baby for an accessory???

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150232329296260.315878.182092466259&type=3#!/photo.php?fbid=10150282174061824&set=a.10150282173476824.336098.297807441823&type=3&theater

Head Shots....

http://brandxphotography.daportfolio.com/gallery/229501#4

Seriously? This is in your portfolio for a head shot?

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.410410762302297.102061.114637801879596&type=3#!/photo.php?fbid=393271450682895&set=a.387401587936548.97430.114637801879596&type=1&theater

Just because you know how to choose "multiply" in the layers options doesn't mean that you should...

Craptastic

http://www.facebook.com/sierrawhitephotography#!/photo.php?fbid=254800121270276&set=a.254799307937024.62483.100002208707684&type=1&theater

Holy blown-out highlights/sepia-toned madness batman!

"Your customer don't need to know you are actually learning"

OH it gets better...

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/crs/2948732196.html

Are you a photographer tha needs help learning something new? Do you want to know how to use Professional Lighting equipment, Using you Camera on more then the little green box? Do you need some help or tips on doing wedding photography?

Have you Booked a shoot and want to have a professional to help you with it? Do you have a wedding booked and want to have someone show you the ropes of photographing a wedding. What shots to get, how to pose the bride?

Do you need help with your workflow? how to use Lightroom or Photoshop ? or other software?

I do hands on training, meaing we can go shooting, we can get a model, and it can be a live shoot for you, and your customer don't need to know you are actually learning. I will shoot with my camera and give you the images to compare with what you get.

Reasonable rates, but I'm not cheap or free, I'm not you phone or email buddy to call whenever you get stuck.

Available for small groups also.

April 13th

Over saturated colors: check
Horrendous posing: check
Horribly distracting blurry red object right in the middle of the babies nose? CHECK

http://www.facebook.com/NikkiSnapPhoto#!/photo.php?fbid=377164492298641&set=a.377164235632000.107526.216744618340630&type=3&theater

http://affordablephotographybyking.com/

LOTS of photos here that just don't make any sense:

This photo is in the Weddings 1 gallery. Not sure what the main subject is supposed to be.

Yes this is in a fauxtographer's portfolio

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Affordable-Photography-of-Humble/134980086545497?sk=photos&__adt=9&__att=iframe#!/photo.php?fbid=161255107251328&set=a.161254970584675.33952.134980086545497&type=3&theater

Humping Tree

So apparantly we pose our subjects to hump trees?? Is this a new kind of Boudoir style???

http://www.facebook.com/TaraLloydPhotography#!/photo.php?fbid=301172099951027&set=a.301167003284870.72384.285598558175048&type=3&theater

Shitty editing

http://www.etsy.com/listing/91100766/photo-editing-creative-art-retouching?ref=sr_list_4&sref=&ga_search_query=wedding+photo+edit&ga_view_type=list&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=1&ga_ref=related&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmadewedding+photo+edit

testing

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